Cookies | Biscuits | Biscotti | Scones | Crackers | Wafers | |
Savory | - | +* | - | + / - | - | + / - |
Sweet | + | -* | + | + / - | - | + / - |
Leavened | - | + | + | + | - | - |
Nuts allowed | + | - | + | - | ?* | - |
Had Muppett namesake | + | - | - | - | - | - |
Trendy | - | +*** | +** | + | - | - |
Po' white trash | - | - | - | - | + | - |
Body of Christ | - | - | - | - | - | + |
Synonym for "breast" | +**** | +**** | +**** | +**** | +**** | +**** |
Can be tossed | + | - | - | - | - | - |
Sometimes made of silicon | - | - | - | - | - | + |
+* unless served with honey or jam |